Itawa, Ndola, is officially the headquarters of heartbreak this week after one man discovered that his wife’s “innocent bestie” wasn’t so innocent after all.
The poor guy walked in unexpectedly, only to find his wife and her best friend busy doing the deed. The same bestie who was always hanging around, laughing too hard at his jokes, and calling him “Bambiii” with fake respect — was the real main character of the relationship all along.
Now Ndola streets are boiling hotter than a pot of chibwabwa, because this isn’t just betrayal — this is National Team-level betrayal. The husband is heartbroken, but the internet is in full roast mode. Social media detectives are already dropping savage commentary like:
- “Bestie wasn’t just a friend; she was the co-wife in silent mode.”
- “No wonder she never missed Sunday lunch — she wasn’t visiting, she was investing.”
- “That ‘bestie sleepover’ was basically a honeymoon without transport costs.”
And now men everywhere are shook, side-eyeing their wives’ besties like: “Ahh, so that’s why she knows where the salt is kept.”
Some folks are saying the husband should’ve noticed the signs earlier — because why was bestie always too comfortable in the house? Why was she always in the kitchen, giving advice, helping with chores like she lived there? Kanshi, the house help was free because bestie was volunteering her own “services”.
But beyond the laughter, this story has sparked one serious debate: Can married people really have a bestie hanging around 24/7 without disaster? Ndola has voted, and the answer is clearly: NO!
As for the husband? Sources say he’s shattered beyond repair — the man who thought he had two women he could trust, has realized they were basically one team working overtime.
Moral of the story? Be careful with these “besties.” Because sometimes “Bestie Bestie kanshi filakwelana.”
